You have now entered the filthy home of Los Mongos! Those who are poofs, winedrinkers, purse-wielding four-eyes, wears corduroy or knows how to play the game of backgammon shalt not enter but piss off to the bottomless pits of damnation where thy shalt forever be banged in the butt by a horde of wild gypsies. If you however are a proud, beerdrinking, tattooed, peoplehating bastard son of a bastard son and roll your own cigarettes we bid thee welcome!
They came, they saw, they drank the place dry, smashed everything and left.
They were not asked to come back.
Ever.